Pissing off the Americans

Okay major gripe time.

Americans call their language American English. That is not cool.

You took the English language, decided to mispronounce some words, spell others with a z instead of s.

Now you slap American on the front  like you invented it.

Basically American English is like sleeping with your sister, who also happens to be your mother and calling her your wife!

English or British English is a language you can ask directions in, write love songs or use when you meet the Queen.

The original is the best, just call your language American and be done with it.

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